The Fun Stuff
The Codex bites — but it also grins. This is the corner where the argument comes with a drink in its hand: run the country’s books yourself, or go collect the one thing the internet keeps returning unopened.
Pick a door.
Austerity The Game
You’re handed the real U.S. federal budget and a $40-trillion debt.
Move the sliders, cut the checks, raise the taxes — and watch 2nd-order effects ripple
through living standards, approval, and the debt clock. Balance it in a year, or watch the
country learn what you’re made of.
Run the books →
A Sense of Humor™ In Stock
One (1) fully functional sense of humor, factory-calibrated to laugh at
itself first. Clinically proven to make you 100% less insufferable. $0.00 — it was
always free, that’s the joke. Gift it to someone who needs it more than you do.
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